RothyBuyakJul 19, 2023

Sin rule

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/1066035

Sin rule - Blåhaj Lemmy

Show threadbptkzJul 19, 2023
I would love to see the Bible’s analysis concluding that going to the bathroom is a sin.
Show threadTomTheGeek

Deuteronomy 23:12-14

12 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

Only thing that's relevant, and it only a sin if you don't cover it after.

Jul 19, 2023 at 8:15pmWeb
Show threadlugalJul 19, 2023
Holy shit!
Show thread██████████Jul 19, 2023
Actually it seems shit is very much antiholy
Show threadlugalJul 19, 2023
c/thatsthejoke
Show thread██████████Jul 19, 2023
Ty I wanted to see this
Show threadAppaYipYipJul 19, 2023
Half of the old testament just feels like health codes. This is make sure to not poop where live. Other stuff is don’t eat foods that will make you sick.
Show threadHot SaucermanJul 19, 2023

It goes even deeper if you get into Judaism and why they have two entirely separate kitchens. Ancient people dying of trichinosis in the desert heat but not understanding how disease functions do weird things to try to figure out how to safely survive.

Diarrhea is still one of the top killers of children worldwide, which is one of the main side effects of food-borne illnesses like trichinosis.

Show threadBizarrolandJul 19, 2023

Yeah like cheeseburgers.

Cheese? Perfectly fine

Burgers? Perfectly fine

Cheese plus burger? Straight to hell.

Thou shalt not boil a calf in its mother's milk.

And if you put bacon on top of it, cook it yourself on a Friday night while wearing cotton underwear and polyester shorts, you can easily commit four sins before dinner

Show threadoutdated_belatedJul 19, 2023

boil a calf in its mother’s milk

sounds delicious but also surprisingly, not obviously corresponding with a known dish

what would this be called tbh

like cheesy fried veal or something?

oh maybe cheesesteaks? 🤔

Show threadScroll ResponsiblyJul 19, 2023

Chicken jalapeño poppers?

…for extra kick with your sin.

Show threadI_Has_A_HatAug 15, 2023
Milk-steak
Show threadoutdated_belatedAug 16, 2023
How did you find this post? It’s outdated
Show threadoatscoopOct 26, 2023
By going to “Sort Type” in the community and choosing “Top All Time”.
Show threadwhileloopJul 19, 2023
Yep. There’s also a lot of rules about farming. If you accidentally drop some of the harvest while you’re farming, you have to leave it there so that the poor can take it (there’s also a command to care for the poor directly). Also, you have to skip farming altogether once every seven years to let the land rest, which seems like a basic form of crop rotation.
Show threadHolzkohlenJul 20, 2023
Why didn’t they just post their guides on youtube then? Why do they had to package it with a bunch of make believe nonsense?
Show threadJohnDClayJul 20, 2023
The old testament has civil laws too not just moral laws. The civil laws are for the good government of the historical national of Israel, not transcendent moral laws
Show threadBobby BandwidthJul 19, 2023
Okay god if you didn’t want to see shit why did you give me a butthole?
Show threadTragicNotCuteJul 19, 2023
God is gonna roll up to your camp, see that your shit stinks and be like “nah” and bounce.
Show threadUvine_UmarylisJul 19, 2023
Huh, doesn’t that mean that toilets which flush are valid then? It may not be covering it, but it’s the same logical conclusion.
Show threadButt PirateJul 19, 2023

God:

Supreme ruler of all things

Creator of the divine

Knower of everything

Grossed out by poop

Show threadargv_minus_oneJul 19, 2023
Also, made poop dangerously unsanitary.
Show threadButt PirateJul 19, 2023

makes poop

Ew gross

Show threadargv_minus_oneJul 19, 2023
To be fair, I’ve created some pretty horrifying things in the course of modding video games.
Show threadargv_minus_oneJul 19, 2023
Does flushing it down the toilet qualify? It seems to me that it qualifies. When flushed, excrement is moved to a location (a sewage line or septic tank) that is outside the “camp” (your home), already dug, and already covered, thereby preventing the “camp” from becoming “indecent” (unsanitary). That’s the whole reason why sewage systems were invented: it’s more convenient and can handle far more excrement than simply burying it in a hole in the backyard.
Show threadButt PirateJul 19, 2023
Then technically they’re supposed to shit in a hole in the ground if you take a literal interpretation. Which means that technically you aren’t supposed to go to the modern day bathroom
Show threadVictronJul 20, 2023
God doesn’t like shit on the floor. Go figure.