shzammmStar Wars x Nike
The Empire might find some of Nikes’ business practices a bit unethical for their taste
Well they did enslave the wookies and put in those explosive chip things the Hutts used for their slaves
Still a lot to learn from Nike on how to really maximise that evil
Right but those are savage beasts with the good fortune to serve the empires glorious purpose! Nike treats humans that’s way!