Staff Chief of JointsI don't necessarily need a life coach. But, I do need someone to hover over me and whack my hand with a bamboo rod every time I reach for my phone.
Yet Water Was 
@the_etrain I'd like to apply for this position, please.
@jpthuot03
I'm expecting quite a few applicants
I'm expecting quite a few applicants
@the_etrain Surely getting in first has to give me the edge though? I'll bring my own bamboo stick! I also smell nice!
@jpthuot03
This all works in your favor.
This all works in your favor.
@the_etrain Please let me know where to send my references.
DamonHD@jpthuot03 @the_etrain hey, no queue jumping!
@DamonHD @the_etrain hey man, nepotism, bribery, flattery, skullduggery, whatever it takes.
@jpthuot03 @the_etrain can we go in as a joint (see what I did there?) application?
@DamonHD @the_etrain I'm down with that. We'd probably need to spell each other off, anyway. Doesn't really sound like a one person job.