What three animals everyone else eating? We’ve got chickens, ducks, pigeons, quail, geese, cranes, turkeys, cows, deer, elk, moose, antelope, armadillo, beaver, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, lynx, bear, bison, caribou, goat, musk ox, pronghorn, sheep, muskrat, opossums, pigs, porcupine, rabbits, squirrels, pheasant, chukars, and tons of tasty insects to choose from.

Tell me with a straight face that you eat a fucking squirrel

I grew up eating squirrel. Its very common in rural areas,

Dove, too.

You have to catch the possum first, then corn feed it for about a month or two to get the nasty taste out of the meat before you eat it. So basically, turn it into a pet, then kill and eat it.

Is… is that actually true, or are you having a laugh? I genuinely cant tell.

but if its true, thats an awful lot of effort to make something nasty taste decent.