@nocontexttrek Uhura: (puts herself on mute) "you f-ing wish, loser"
@nocontexttrek Vulkans are famous for their saucy, yet still highly logical, talk during the act of coitus.
@nocontexttrek there's a George Takei "oh my" joke in here somewhere
@nocontexttrek wait… did the Star Trek cartoon call this?

Lt. Uhura really needs to stop spying on Nurse Chapel and Spock.

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@nocontexttrek Spock using his telepathy for improper uses