It’s be kinda sick if they actually worked that way

Guess you haven’t heard of Weetabix before. Not quite the same but close enough.

I think i loved the heaps of sugar I got to add myself more than the large biscut now that it's been a while.

I remember those days. So much sugar :)

These days my kids just skip the middle man and pour sugar straight into their mouths. At one point I was frequently confiscating sachets of sugar they’d nabbed while I wasn’t looking.

In the US we’d basically been doing this for decades as kids, sanctioned by the candy makers through pixy stix (which apparently wasn’t even real sugar but maltodextrin).