What three animals everyone else eating? We’ve got chickens, ducks, pigeons, quail, geese, cranes, turkeys, cows, deer, elk, moose, antelope, armadillo, beaver, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, lynx, bear, bison, caribou, goat, musk ox, pronghorn, sheep, muskrat, opossums, pigs, porcupine, rabbits, squirrels, pheasant, chukars, and tons of tasty insects to choose from.

Tell me with a straight face that you eat a fucking squirrel

THAT’S the one you take issue with? Lol

In not sure anyone is wearing muskrat outside West Virginia mountain hermits, people born before 1890, and anyone who self identifies as a trapper.