soyagiAustralia baffled as unidentified mystery object washes up on beach (BBC News)
Flying Squid“It was a lovely, still night, the kids were digging sand castles around it,” he told the ABC.
Good thing it wasn’t some sort of explosive! Idiot parents.
Just an exhausted rocket stage. Definitely not explosive.
Yeah, but they didn’t know that.
I mean, like how an exhausted aerosol can is ‘definitely not explosive’.