No, website, I do not want to "Learn more" or "Review my settings" or "View details", I want a "Reject all" button right next to the "Accept all" in the cookie consent window. That's what I want. Only that.

I love how this resonated with a whole bunch of y'all, but it was an in-the-moment throw-away toot mostly meant to be funny. Thus, there is no need to

- suggest browser extensions for privacy/rejecting cookies
- explain that hiding Reject all violates EU law
- explain how websites & cookies work
- explain how tracking is the real problem.

To all Reply Guys: Stand down. Your brothers have already made every obvious point I did not need explained to me. There is nothing left to say. Go in peace.