HIM: So I was talking to our neighbor…
ME: Which one?
HIM: Susan.
ME: …?
HIM: Susan. Tall, dark hair.
ME: …?
HIM: Lives two houses down. SUSAN.
ME: …?
HIM: Has the pug and the golden retriev—
ME: OH, Lizard and Elliot’s mom!

@goldengateblond
This is a very common theme in parks everywhere. Everybody knows each other's dogs' names but not that of the owners. Such is the "dogs' world" we live in 🤣

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@walterdunham @goldengateblond It's that way here too. I know all the dog names but not the humans.