It's a fundamental truth of being a #MagicTheGathering player that you end up with a terrible pet card you always wish you could make do good things.

Back in Lorwyn/Alara standard I had a Glaze Fiend eggs deck that was sweet, but not nearly sweet enough to complete with Faeries and Jund.

What's your terrible pet card? (Don't try to lie to me, you have one.)

@Fruan
Its stupid, large and with a terrible cost, but it was my first rare and I love him.
@yourdemonicfather That is a text box that dares you to live the dream, and a cost that doesn't let you.
@Fruan Pretty much. I lay this guy down and I get laughs. "You spent 10 mana, and he doesnt even have trample?" Yes, yes I did.