And with this ring, we shall be bonded in holy macaroni.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents β mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.