@Kathleen_LRR Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the new keyword Strixhaven Star does! 

@Kathleen_LRR I strongly appreciate the reporter name.

@Kathleen_LRR Not as game-ending as Insurrection but IMHO a hell of a lot more fun.

@Kathleen_LRR I don't think I even need ask who wrote that flavour text.

@Kathleen_LRR I don’t know what the timeline is on these cards but I love the idea that the war reporting award went to coverage of this food fight and not the phyrexian invasion.

@Kathleen_LRR pratchettesque. And I have little higher praise. :)

@Kathleen_LRR Time to start campaigning for a Aspen Van Gnoot legend the next time we go back to Arcavios...

@Kathleen_LRR I didn't realise you did the text for this card but of course you did! I actually, weirdly enough, own this card already!

@Kathleen_LRR is the G in Gnoot pronounced or silent?

@Kathleen_LRR
I KNEW it!

@Kathleen_LRR I love this text, its so...flavorful! 😅