"We can't afford to pay you a living wage," says the person earning millions a year

--basically every labor dispute ever

@swan_tower @daniel but we appreciate the impact you’ve brought to our organization. We’d like to reward you with a cookie.

@joshuawold @swan_tower @daniel

No, we didn't pay for the cookie, we made your manager pay for it. What sort of ship do you think we're running here?

@parrellel @swan_tower @daniel profits don’t just grow on trees!