Movie studios: “This is definitely the most important thing we have to deal with right now”
Here’s the plan, gentleman. Where’s my cigar? Now listen up! We ain’t gonna be making another movie the whole rest of duh year, see? Fuck dem writers. Don’t even get me started on the talent! So here’s what we do. We get the moneys from this kid dat donloided one of our movies 12 years ago. It’s brilliant! Where’s Harvey?
Harvey: *shaking because he knew that was the one on reddit /r/rpiracy 12 years ago, drunk posting for shits and giggles
Seriously. The kid could just say I lied. I wanted to look cool.