It's a Sunday night in 1990, Mom's making pizza rolls and your sippin' on a capri sun in your jam jams when this comes on the TV

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It's a Sunday night in 1990, Mom's making pizza rolls and your sippin' on a capri sun in your jam jams when this comes on the TV - sh.itjust.works

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The quality of his incoherent ramblings are truly breathtaking.

I have no idea what the fuck he is talking about, and yet I believe in his message with all of my heart. I want him to take me in his muscley arms and squeeze me to death until my soul is fused with his forever