I will eat a fried egg on literally anything. If you think of a food and wonder “will he eat a fried egg on that?” Yes. Yes I will eat an egg on that

@CrockettForReal A pickle!

Honestly, I feel like it would be a waste of a perfectly good fried egg, and a perfectly good pickle.

@CrockettForReal Fried eggs are great! I add one to grilled cheese, for one.
@Aikiwomannc @CrockettForReal I had a fried egg on kimchi fried rice this week, it was fab
@CrockettForReal the best topping on a burger.
@CrockettForReal A layer of Slim Jims and black licorice, interwoven. Would you eat an egg on that?
@hperrin I’ll try anything ONCE haha

@CrockettForReal

I will eat fried egg on that.
On any food, from tall to flat?
Will I eat fried egg on that?
Yes I will eat an egg on that!

Will I eat an egg on cake?
On chocolate cake?
Make no mistake!
I will eat fried egg on that.

Will I eat it on a bun?
With a pickle, just for fun!
I will eat fried egg on that
And ask please for another, hun.

What about a pizza pie?
A bagel, wheat or white or rye?
Oh so tasty, me Oh my!
I will eat fried egg and pie.