This is fucking pathetic.

I, too, downloaded movies 12 years ago. Fuckin losers.

You’ll get the chair for Napster.
Zapster amirite
I did the most egregious thing back in the day and rented DVDs from the video store, ripped them, then returned them.
I used to do the same with CD’s from the local library… and then seed them
Netflix dvds I’m the mail, 3 dvds at a time…practically daily ripping.
Instructions unclear. *cums
Shhhhhhh bro facebooks watching come-on bro don’t be like that
I’ve been pirating my whole life!
How can I pirate your life as well?
I, too, choose this user’s life.