Ella RaitchJul 14, 2023
Catbus
Reject orthodoxy
Jul 14, 2023 at 12:24amWeb
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@ancient_catbus they shoulda taken the boat to mordor
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@ancient_catbus idk if it's fake or not but apparently Tolkien got asked that in an interview and he just told the dude to shut up
Show threadCatbusJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage 👑
Show threadSkwire CortezJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @ancient_catbus I choose to believe it is real
Show threadYves L. Jardin-NoamJul 14, 2023

@pileofgarbage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI

I want to believe.
@ancient_catbus

Tolkien explains why the Fellowship didn't fly the Eagles to Mordor

YouTube
Show threadeigenman Jul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @ancient_catbus never get out of the boat
Show threadAlun JonesJul 14, 2023
@ancient_catbus The eagles were chicken.
Show threadSir WillingtonJul 14, 2023
@ancient_catbus Wouldn't they get corrupted, and then you're stuck dealing with an Eagle-Smeagol?
Show threadSpace InvaderJul 15, 2023
@ancient_catbus https://www.oglaf.com/ornithology/
I try to never miss an opportunity to link this.
Ornithology