Star Trek Minus Context
John Cutting@nocontexttrek Chief O'Brien, who can squeeze charcoal into diamonds while also pleasuring seven women and three men at the same time, is absolutely right about Union Men.
Moved to another name@jcutting @nocontexttrek I heard he single-handedly stopped the Dominion war with a glare and cracking his knuckles.
@doctorpepper @nocontexttrek
It's true.
As the song goes:
O Bri an
O Bri an
Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming....
He'll save children but not the Cardassian children
He'll save children but not the Cardassian children
He'll save children but not the Cardassian children
He'll save children but not the Cardassian children
@jcutting @nocontexttrek Did you know his hair isn’t curly? They are actually tiny tesla coils, fuelled by pure rage and whisky.
It’s said that were he ever to smile, the universe would fold on itself.
@doctorpepper @jcutting Chief was once bitten by a poisonous snake, and after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
@nocontexttrek @jcutting when Chief does a press up he pushes the entire station down.
@doctorpepper @jcutting hell yes he does