Carrie Fisher’s friend confided that a producer has sexually assaulted her in his car

What did Carrie do?

She went to his office and delivered a Tiffany box wrapped with a white bow.

He asked what was inside

She told him. “A cow’s tongue from Jerry’s famous deli.”

Then she added:

“if you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box!”

Boss.