“‘Mastodon’ is a competitor to—“

Why do journalists always say this? This is some capitalist-brained mindset.

The only thing the Fediverse competes with is your sleep schedule.

@yassie_j YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A COMPETITOR
@yassie_j MY MOM!!
@seeyouinrayman4 I am so impressed that you waited five days for this joke 😭
@yassie_j i didnt wait five days for that joke. i genuinely forgot lmao