No need to panic, everyone.

The oligarch families that caused this for private profit can more than afford to travel to a more temperate luxury resort/club/retreat/rehab/bunker compound if the one they’re currently at “working” bursts into flames. The only people that matter will be just fine. Crisis averted.

Now back to work you fucking pathetic capital battery livestock peasants, and stop letting your water and shade breaks interfere with your productivity! Your owners have quarterly profit growth they expect out of you.

I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently.