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Bruh, literally explained to a recent acquaintance that I am #asexual. This cis-hetero himbo literally paused, his face froze, leaned in and asked me "so... so like, dude um... are you the type that can get yourself pregnant?"

@ZachWeinersmith i recalls there’s one where the child says they’re bi as in plural of bus but cannot find the link

@ZachWeinersmith However, due to conservation of mass, each new generation is half the size of the preceding one...

@ZachWeinersmith He was a budding journalist. He started off small, but soon he was covering the whole nation.

@ZachWeinersmith Angsty Asexual Teenager. Classification: Keter

@ZachWeinersmith Only now do I understand the Bud Light controversy.