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JamieThanks, I hate it.
Well, its much better than cockroaches
But what about crackling cockroaches?
TeamAssimilationDo they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?
alaxitooLegit felt sick reading this lol nice š
How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy
b3nsn0wBear Gryllsās origin story
Impressive. Itās rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.
ThtevenYou donāt like lizard fried rice?
Here I go again, pooping the party!
Thereās literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.
Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.
BizzacoreItās my party, and Iāll poop if I want to.
You would poop too, if it happened to you.
Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative
Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.
sigmaklimgrindsetHow do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again
I feel like I should be grossed out but I donāt know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright
Swedneckafter a certain point itās just lizard shaped protein
I am too hungover to see shit like this
You said delicious ā¦. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?
StrikerHey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance
I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was justā¦not the same. Justā¦lacking, you know what Iām saying?
āBabe, we need to buy a lizard trap now.ā
AnActualFossilDon't just give out your secret recipes like that!
strangematterSo you tell meā¦ a lizard fried this rice?
Iād eat that lizard jerky.