My best friend has probably ingested my sperm at some point

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My best friend has probably ingested my sperm at some point - Lemmy.world

Ok, let’s say Wednesday is your jack off night. A little bit of semen got on your hand by accident. Tomorrow you’re meeting up with your bff for Thirsty Thursday. Everytime you immediately shake hands and go about your night. Is it inconceivable that one dead sperm makes it from your friends hand to his mouth?

Dude…wash your hands…

Well, It’s a shower thought, It’s safe to say that your hand were washed on the shower with the rest of your body.

Please wash your hands

Does your normal masturbation routine not involve getting semen on your hand? What do you mean “by accident?”
Also a designated day for it?
Any day ending in a ‘y’
do… do you not wash your hands?