In SCOTUS world, it only counts as bribery if you hand them a cartoonishly large sack of money with dollar signs on the side

@drskyskull

<<Insert picture of the Beagle Boys here.>>

@drskyskull It was a humble burlap sack! The money was just there to pad it out. Who could possibly understand those squiggly runes on the side?

And according to topology, what you salaciously call a sack is really just a round mat... Hemp is illegal now.

@drskyskull It's the unitary justice theory. Because they can't be held accountable for anything, nothing they do is unethical, immoral or illegal.

@drskyskull If only Leonard Leo's Federalist-Society SCOTUS agents could for once feel, how much the Founders despised corruption, bribery & other high crimes & misdemeanors committed by public officials.

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