Mastodawn

Excellent from the Guardian

@MarkHoltom If she was poor she would not be getting the essential child benefit for her third child. #tories

@MarkHoltom he should be ashamed of himself.

@MarkHoltom He might have chosen Alfred after Alfred the Great. 🙂

@dick_turpin @MarkHoltom Maybe "Carrie" is a pet name for "Cassandra"? 😜

@MarkHoltom at first glance, I read it as ‘Odious’

@MarkHoltom What did she expect, she married an old rake.

Identity thieves snicker and take note at someone sharing full name and birthdate details.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@MarkHoltom Apologetically savage.

@MarkHoltom that burn is as big as the Canadian wildfires

I also really like the set up: not “is a scholar of the classics”, but “is keen to be thought of as”.