Excellent from the Guardian
@MarkHoltom If she was poor she would not be getting the essential child benefit for her third child. #tories
@MarkHoltom he should be ashamed of himself.
@MarkHoltom He might have chosen Alfred after Alfred the Great. πŸ™‚
@dick_turpin @MarkHoltom Maybe "Carrie" is a pet name for "Cassandra"? 😜
@MarkHoltom What did she expect, she married an old rake.

@MarkHoltom

Identity thieves snicker and take note at someone sharing full name and birthdate details.

@MarkHoltom

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@MarkHoltom @lisamelton Like a scalpel.

I also really like the set up: not β€œis a scholar of the classics”, but β€œis keen to be thought of as”.