@RadicalGraffiti "If that cat could talk what tales he'd tell
About Della and the Dealer and the dog
as well
But the cat was cool, and he never said a mumblin word." - Hoyt Axton, Della and the Dealer

@RadicalGraffiti to be fair if cats could talk to anyone, they wouldn't.

(except to demand food)

@RadicalGraffiti Felines have a strong tendency towards attractiveness.

@RadicalGraffiti Police will be placing stickers around the neighborhood saying "Snitches get scritches".

@RadicalGraffiti Unless it was to tell the cop that they could see the bottom of their bowl.

@RadicalGraffiti Of course they would not. Because cats are no rats.

@RadicalGraffiti that would make an excellent tattoo

@RadicalGraffiti Have you ever seen a police cat?