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Gigi 🍄‍🟫Jul 1, 2023

Who will be the
Magical 100th Target
of #CarymaNgo
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Since it's clearly going to happen freakishly close to the second Chinatown Shit Showiversary, I feel compelled to create a thread about — no, not the night itself; that's been hashed to death — but the fallout.

To this end, I want to make sure my list isn't missing anyone*.

Don't worry, I won't be repeating doxxes or the many, MANY faildoxxes.

And DON'T POST THEM PUBLICLY.
Reply to this with a DM (make sure the privacy setting is on the envelope like in the attached image).

The second post in this thread will be the nick name/initials (and their categories if needed).

I'm going to be very sad if we've already crossed the 100 mark, which is actually a possibility.

*Not counting the flying monkeys.
It has to be a HER target, not Flu's Clues.

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Gigi 🍄‍🟫Jul 3, 2023

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W00 H00!!
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We have not yet reached
100 #CarymaNgo targets!

And by "woo hoo" I mean:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! because we ARE at ninety-seven.

NINETY-FUCKING-SEVEN.

I'm sure that is totally normal in some circles 🤷🏾‍♀️ and I imagine that some people will cling to the "it's each and every one of them, not her," 🙃 but holy shit.

Okay, I need people to make sure to keep me apprised, because it's coming soon. Likely before the 2nd Chinatown Shit Showiversary.

What are we going to give the 100th Target? Should we crowdfund for a gift basket or something?

#Narcissists #TotallyNormal #NothingToSeeHere #TheCaryma100