Grimm 
The #ChristianDating app ads won't leave me alone on YouTube no matter how many fucking times I block them so I'm thinking of joining one just to see if I can make every last person I encounter there shit their pants and cry.
I was ABSOLUTELY FINE minding my own goddamn business and NOT looking to make small-town bigots shit their pants and cry but you churchy fucks wouldn't take piss off for an answer.
Polly Waugh