So... everyone's cake day will be in the same month. Not sure if I have enough $$$ to get you all something.

https://lemmy.world/post/1350067

So... everyone's cake day will be in the same month. Not sure if I have enough $$$ to get you all something. - LemmyWorld

has something like this already been posted? I tried searching, and I’m sure I don’t have original thoughts.

Cake days were by far reddit’s most unproductive and inane tradition, they should’ve died long ago. I will personally see to it that every person wishing or attempting to wish a happy cake day is verbally harassed until they delete their account.
I hope everyone wishes you a very happy cake day on your Lemmy cake day. Everyone deserves to be celebrated.
We could even make it a monthly event instead of yearly! I’m so excited to see how often we can say it on this fresh new platform!!!1