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UFOs can ‘fly underwater and defy physics’ claims US congressman

East Tennessee's Tim Burchett, a Republican, said he believes that aliens must have the technological capacity to "turn us into a charcoal briquette". #news

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1789287/ufo-defy-physics-congressman-tim-burchett

UFOs can ‘fly underwater and defy physics’ claims US congressman alleging cover-up

East Tennessee's Tim Burchett, a Republican, said he believes that aliens must have the technological capacity to 'turn us into a charcoal briquette'.

Express.co.uk
Jul 11, 2023 at 6:12amWeb
Show threadPons_AeliusJul 11, 2023

Republican asserts belief in unseen beings with magical powers, that can smite humanity on a whim...

Details at 11.

Show threadFlaky_Fish69Jul 11, 2023

I’m pretty sure I could build the tech to turn him into charcoal briquettes.

It’s not hard, really. The hardest part would probably be escaping the legal ramifications of having killed a US rep…. We’ve been making charcoal out of stuff for ages, after all.

Show threadHausJul 11, 2023
"fly underwater"
Show threadxc2215xJul 11, 2023
Fly underwater ? That is quite out there.
Show threadfearoutJul 11, 2023
I've seen so many UFO-related news during the last month, it's insane. From that whistleblower to various reputable sources coming up with varoious pieces of info here and there. It's never aliens tho. What's going on?
Show threadStaggersAndJagsJul 11, 2023

There have always been a lot of wingnuts in the U.S., but at one time you could assume that if someone reached a position of power in the military or government, they probably weren't completely insane.

That time has passed.

Show threadTreczoksJul 11, 2023
Check out other things he said, it fits. I wonder how people that stupid actually get voted into office. Shouldn't people vote for someone smarter than themselves to represent them? Or did they?
Show threadstyle99Jul 11, 2023
If I were an alien from another planet, I would definitely feed crazy, easily-dismissed people with some good information. That would make it way easier for me to fly under the radar.