I'm still weirded out when someone treats a work channel as if it was synchronous communication. every "hello there" without follow up eats at my soul a tiny bit. Just tell me what you want, folks!
The sequel to this just dropped: saying "hi everyone!" to a chat with 10 people
@ratamero Or the classic "Hello! Can I ask you a question?"
@ratamero saying "do you have a minute to discuss something important?" by itself should be a crime