If you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did?

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If you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did? - Lemmy NZ

2 chicks at the same time
Why stop at 2?
I only have 2 dicks :(
With “fuck you” money, you could purchase more dicks.
How much does that cost? I already have one, but I have been thinking of getting a newer, bigger one.