I feel like posting garden fruit pics on Mastodon is the Gen-X equivalent of millennials showing off their latest fishing catch on their Tinder bio; a somewhat weird yet common flex.

Anyway here are some freshly picked nectarines and plums. You can go ahead and swipe left now.

@DeborahForPlus @yurnidiot thanks! Lol

Here’s todays peaches from the tree

@amandacsb2 @DeborahForPlus Oh those look great! Ours are still growing, maybe ready in a week or two if the squirrels don't get to them first.
@yurnidiot @DeborahForPlus beautiful! My tree is only one year old so I’m thrilled with what I’m seeing.
@amandacsb2 @DeborahForPlus wow that's pretty good for a young tree. i'm guessing the rainy spring season gave it a nice boost as well.

@yurnidiot

Plums are my jam...sorry. But no one is happier that stone fruit season is here than me!!

@Sfwmson same. these turned out really plump and sweet this year.
@yurnidiot @lisamelton you were with cool food *before* these hipsters ate it on their plate!