Julie GoldbergIf a toddler pretends to be a monster in your presence, you are legally required to act terrified.
Jason Didner@Julie
And if they hand you a toy phone, I don't care how cool you think you are... you answer it.
Michael Porter@jasondidner @Julie Yup, and my conversation always goes something like, "Oh! You're Sally's boyfriend? Really? You don't say! She never mentioned you! I know!" etc. until they demand the phone back 😄