Renewable Guydraulic MenergyJul 9, 2023
it's going to be a little sad when Oppenheimer and Barbie are actually released to theaters and their marketing teams inevitably slow down on this amazing con of saying any dumb shit every couple days and having press breathlessly repeating it for 48 hours.
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marketing goober 1: this largely CGI movie is so pink it somehow caused a global shortage of pink.

press nimrod: wow!! that's unbelievable!!

marketing goober 1: heh, yeah. it really is.

marketing goober 2: sorry I'm late. had to visit the ward of the psyche hospital for people who have their minds completely blown by Oppenheimer.

press nimrod: oh. my. god!!!!!

Jul 9, 2023 at 4:46pmWeb
Show threadRenewable Guydraulic MenergyJul 9, 2023
I'm not complaining. with a little luck we are on the precipice of straight up William Castle promotional shit coming back into style and I wanna see movies where skeletons zipline around the theater and ambulances are parked outside for people getting maximum over-spooked and not mass-shootered.