I have been an aunt since I was ten years old and a great aunt for long time. At one point I was a pregnant great aunt which everyone agreed was weird. Great aunts are not supposed to be pregnant- they're supposed to be elderly and do nothing much more than hand out butterscotch candies.
@OldAndCranky You're only old if you have lint on the bottom of your purse.
@Nitemists I hardly ever even carry a purse!