"You're almost completely covered" can mean two very different things at the doctor's office.

https://lemmy.world/post/1246551

"You're almost completely covered" can mean two very different things at the doctor's office. - Lemmy.world

(Assuming you have shitty American insurance, anyway)

The fungal infection has spread OR the gown has fallen

"You need to stop masturbating"

  • You are addicted OR
  • Dr is trying to examine you

Insurance? Clothing? Peanut butter?

Could be a lot of things I guess.