How do you like my first post?

https://lemmy.world/post/1239994

How do you like my first post? - Lemmy.world

I’ve gone pressure treated so lets hope it will last.

That’s a clean looking piece of wood.
6 x 6 sustainably sourced and of very high quality.
Well it is quite wooden.
But was it hard?
That would be crazy, it’s definitely soft……wood. It also comes in a variety of lengths and is naturally durable and robust.
Judging by the knots, splits, and twists, it probably only cost you about $100.
There’s not much of a point, is there?
How would you balance the shit on a point?
Erm, a four way weather point actually.
I think this is a pretty shit post.
A bit rough around the edges, but you’ll get better.
Looks solid, probably very sturdy. Good post.
For fucks sake Robert, don't just whip out your post without warning.
And at least put a damn condom on it so no one gets hurt.
NSFW tag? This is a bit too knotty to just pop up into my feed without a warning.
Literally (read in Finnish accent)
What a fine post it is.