It's too dignified on Mastodon. Where are my trash goblins at?
There's hardly any swearing here
Coming to Mastodon from Twitter feels like busting in the door loudly brandishing a half drunk bottle of tequila and finding everyone sitting in horrified silence holding cups of tea and academic papers

@Teal

Coming to Mastodon from Twitter feels like busting in the door loudly brandishing a half drunk bottle of tequila and finding everyone sitting in horrified silence mid nose boop except for the tickle pile that's also silent but isn't sitting

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