🇫🇷 Jesse  Jul 9, 2023

I GO TO COUNTER TO ORDER, THE NON BINAR Y AT THE FROMT ASK WHAT I WAN

THEM: WELCUM TO LIBERAL MCDONALDS! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? WOULD YOU LIKE THE TRANGENDER MEAL OR PERHAPS THE THEY/THEM FRIES?

ME: I WOULD LIKE THE LIBERAL BURGER WITH EXTRA COMMUNIST SAUCE AND A PRONOUN SHAKE!!1!

I GO TAK A SEAT AND WATCH GAY PORN WHILE I WAIT FOR MY MEAL TO ARRIVE. THEN FINALLY THE FEMBOY MAID WAIT(ER)ESS ARRIVES WITH MY MEAL

WAITER: HELLO I AM HERE WITH YOUR MEAL, I MADE SURE TO ADD EXTRA FEMBOY MILK TO THE MILKSHAKE

I PAY HIM THEN EAT MY BURGERR. AFTER I TAKE ONE BITE I BEGIN FEELING A WEIRD SENSATION. THERE IS SO MUCH ESTROGEN IN THE BURGER THAT I BEIGN TO GROW MASSIVE BOOBIES

ME: YOU DAMN WAITER YOU PUT TOO MUCH ESTROGEN IN MY LIBERAL BURGER NOW I AM A WOOMAN! TAKE ME TO YOR MANAGER

THEN SUDDENLY THE MANAGER DOOR OPENS AND JOE BIDEN WALKS OUT.

ME: YOUR BURGER TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN YOU BASTARD! I DEMAND A REFUND

JOE BIDEN: IF YOU DON LIKE YOUR GENDER CHANGE THEN YOURE TRANSPHOBIC

THEN JOE BIBDEN ACTIVATED HIS BIDEN BLAST AND DISENTEGRATED ME WITH A RAINBOW LAZER BEAM! THOS IS WHAT THE LEFT WAN!

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@cpluspatch
I don't know about Mastodon, but there are people on social media who wouldn't understand that this is a satire.
Show thread🇫🇷 Jesse  Jul 9, 2023
@exile I think it’s a bit too ostensibly satire for that
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@cpluspatch
I hope so. Maybe I've been on YouTube too much lately. The comments are not exactly at Ph.D. level.
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Show thread🇫🇷 Jesse  Jul 9, 2023
@exile youtube comments are likely made by kids or bots, not real people
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@cpluspatch
I wish they were, almost. But wouldn't a bot at least spell correctly and know some English grammar? There are some Magats who can actually argue, although mostly at a low level and with alternative facts. Their rubbish tirades are interspersed with intelligent comments opposing DeScantwits and Tronald Dump. Strange place, the internet.