What are the words you know or use for the toilet and the activities you associate with it?

https://lemmy.ml/post/1864230

What are the words you know or use for the toilet and the activities you associate with it? - Lemmy

The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣 Do your best and your worst.

I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.

Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.

Drum roll please…

“I needed to empty my ass”.

I’m my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:

I’m going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
I’m answering nature’s call
I’m paying the judge.

Was that last one some self-deprecating humor?