Mastodawn

Thirteen years ago the Supreme Court decided corporations are people under the First Amendment.

Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors.

Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.

HEY! Profits are people, too, my friend! And, everybody knows that money doesn't corrupt anybody.

**That's sarcasm, y'all, so don't @ me, okay?**