It's too dignified on Mastodon. Where are my trash goblins at?
There's hardly any swearing here
Coming to Mastodon from Twitter feels like busting in the door loudly brandishing a half drunk bottle of tequila and finding everyone sitting in horrified silence holding cups of tea and academic papers

@Teal that’s not fair!

Some of us drink coffee.

@vmstan @Teal Norwegian akavit and Turkish coffee are a fantastic combination. Especially if you don't have anything important to do that day.
@olavf @vmstan @Teal That sounds as if it has enough caffeine and alcohol to make very effective Adventure Fuel
@arclight @vmstan @Teal 'twas perfect to start the day at ren faires :)