Why do Christian pastors and priests baptise children?
Because it is best to always wash sex toys before you use them.
@yourfutureex Thank Satan I'm not baptized
@Patuleia @yourfutureex Doesn't matter anyhow, does it? I am baptised and I couldn't give a flying fuck about religion.
@derthomas @yourfutureex I am a purebred satanic who has never been touched by holy water