Twitter is burning, Bluesky is smug. Where is the best place to do your pathetic doomscrolling?

Here is First Dog on the Moon’s handy guide to the dystopian social network you should be on

The Guardian
@helenczerski @firstdogonthemoon Do you know what they meant by "woke mind virus"?

@GoldenLeafBooks @helenczerski @firstdogonthemoon

“Woke mind virus” is injected with the microchips in Covid vaccines. Part of what makes the spoon stick to your neck. Or maybe the microchips have a virus? So complicated.

@ScottAkenhead @helenczerski @firstdogonthemoon Oh, so it's the thing that the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is putting in the water to turn the frogs gay. Got it.