What’s the weirdest explaination you gave someone for something that happened?

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What’s the weirdest explaination you gave someone for something that happened? - Lemmy.ca

I work in gas turbine generation and told a customer that his equipment must have been built on an ancient burial ground and by the problems that he has had that he might want to get a blessing for it. He had been having random shutdowns and trips for many days. ( it was really probably down to the mountains and lightning TBH)