Them: What are you supposed to be?
Me: A harp.
Them: Your costume is too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
@dgar πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@dgar learning a word's pronunciation through a joke: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
@dgar this joke struck a chord with me, a harpsichord

@StanGorton @dgar

You're zithering again....

@canusfeminacanis @dgar that’s because I’m no longer dithering
@dgar you really sturng me along there
@dgar harping it again brah...

@dgar

@Louisa I just want to make sure you've seen this lmao

@dgar You clearly had to pull some strings to get that joke approved
@dgar I could only afford a cheap mandolin, I didn’t have the lute